We get it. We have no idea what our president expected. We have no idea why your tariffs on our products should be a shock to anyone.
We are kind of jealous that you have Justin Trudeau.
We hope that pressure from our allies (remember what that word means, Donny T?) will maybe have some impact on the decisions he is making. He does sometimes cave to enormous pressure.
And we wish we were #TrumpFree, too.